frankenmouse:

dadzawa-adopt-dabi:

a-boy-too-weird:

trader-j0e:

qwertyu858:

frownyalfred:

dragonpuppies:

welshronin:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

frownyalfred:

I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch

Batman’s Villains: The butler will be easy prey!

He’s just an old man…he doesn’t have any of the Batman’s gadgets or training or fighting skills!

Alfred: Oh my you’re right

There’s something else of Master Bruce’s I don’t have as well

(Cocks a shotgun) A CODE AGAINST KILLING

Batman’s Villains: Wayne isn’t here to save you old man!

Alfred:

Alfred is the original “Call an ambulance — but not for me”

@dragonpuppies I spent way too long on this

Bruce: I have a code.

Alfred: And I have a gun.

Bruce: time to remove the guns.

Alfred: good fucking luck.

I’ve peer reviewed @ebonyheartnet’s addition and found that it deserves a reblog.

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quasi-normalcy:

formichi:

helpimsotired:

Justin McElroy talking about accessibility in live theatre (June 9, 2019)

“Art is happening everywhere all of the time” but an awful lot of it seems to only ever happen in New York and London, doesn’t it?

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filibusterfrog:

filibusterfrog:

core classes as undead :)

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masterelrond:

you guys ever just

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lilapittss:

Dark greetings of the night to all the members of the Vampiric Council, from all the continents, gathered here together on… Staten Island. O-On Staten Island.

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manicpixiedickgirl:

manicpixiedickgirl:

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professorsparklepants:

Jason Todd should have the thickest fucking new jersey accent specifically because I think it would be VERY funny if Ra’s al Ghul couldn’t understand a fucking thing that comes out of his mouth

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captainlordauditor:

romanirainbow:

sew-birb:

shinyasahalo:

It would have been more accurate to reality if the girl wasn’t white.

The girl was called Marta Cabrera and played by a Cuban-Spanish actress, so I don’t think she was as white as you remember.

People just see non-black POC and go “WHITE!” Don’t they

Wasn’t there a whole running Thing where all the rich people thought she was from a different country in Latin America. How do you watch that and think the character is white

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stuffing-pillows:

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patterbay:

jennysparksandtheauthority:

Understanding the Johansson/Disney lawsuit thanks to Twitter wisdom…

Here’s part of Disney’s statement…

Yes. They’re excusing a breach of contract over the pandemic. Oh. So righteous.

And because context is everything…

Some say Johansson made a dick move because Disney is “the hands that feeds her”. I wonder if they’d say the same thing if this was Tom Cruise or Robert Downey Jr or some MAN of the likes.

Last, but not least:

I say: good for her. Go after the mouse. Let it all burn if you have to.

✨Slay✨

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havartia:

witharsenicsauce:

firebendinglemur:

Me: -so after it became apparent that ‘retarded’ had become a term of abuse, educators and psychiatrists switched to other terms like ‘handicapped’ or ‘special needs’ in an attempt to -

George Orwell, whom I’ve dragged forward in time with my arcane powers because I’m lonely and want someone to talk to: You have a telephone in your pocket?  It listens to you all the time?

Me: Never mind about that, the point is, young people now mock each other by sending the wheelchair emoji - that’s a type of electronic heiroglyph - to suggest mental deficiency and shout SPESHUL!!!! while doing offensive imitations of disabled facial expressions and posture.  So any attempt to lexographically make crimethink impossible is pretty much doomed because the meaning of words in everyday conversation can’t be controlled by a dictionary entry, no matter how many Ministry of Truth employees-

Orwell: It reports your location to the telephone company at all times?

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sawkinator:

WAKE UP LADS NEW MCELROY JUST DROPPED

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fvlter:

Saw this joke about post-redemption azula a while ago and i can’t find it for the life of me now 😭 pls tag me if u happen to see it 🥺

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liberalsarecool:

“The State can not demand the use of any part of your body for something you do not consent.”

Your Right to Privacy is protected by the Constitution.

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